<BITCH> Its illegal to send unsolicited email too but that doesnt stop stupid-ass dot.com wannabies from still doing it. Im sure you've all noticed that you cant reply to most of them since they are bogus addresses...even though they say at the bottom to reply and say you want to be removed. Like it matters...you tell one company to remove you from thier mailing list and you still have 6 billion other mailing lists floating around out there with your name on it. Mail relays need to put quotas on the number of names in a list that can be sent through them. But Im sure they're getting paid off so that'll never happen. </BITCH> On Thu, 7 Dec 2000, Michael Vieths wrote: > Actually, it's illegal in some places to send people unsolicited faxes. > Our favorite trick in Tech Support, though, was to fax obnoxious customers > lots of troubleshooting documents (purely for their own benefit, of > course)... frequently along the lines of 60-80 pages of them. So if we > have any bored tech support folks out there with an automatic fax > system... (come to think of it, ColorSpan has a phone number you can call, > listed on their webpage, to request the documents be faxed to you... ;) > > Michael Vieths > Foeclan at Winternet.Com > > On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 destef at theo.egoode.com wrote: > > > > > That episode was on a couple nights ago! Hi-larious!! > > > > > > On Thu, 7 Dec 2000, Timothy Houck wrote: > > > > > Sort of like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine has 57 messages ... 56 of > > > which are "eeeeooooooowwweeeee"... > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 6 Dec 2000, Andrew Nemchenko wrote: > > > > > > > You know they do give a fax number. Would it be possible to subscribe them > > > > to the TCLUG list and then setup a fax modem to FAX instead of emailing the > > > > postings to them??? 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