> cal at bigtime:~/src/linux-2.4.0$ uname -a
> Linux bigtime 2.4.0 #2 Mon Jan 8 00:49:39 CST 2001 i686 unknown
> cal at bigtime:~/src/linux-2.4.0$ uptime
>   4:33am  up  2:22,  1 user,  load average: 1.10, 1.21, 1.29

And I just realised what I should have quoted is this:

cal at bigtime:~/src$ dmesg
Linux version 2.4.0 (cal at bigtime) (gcc version 2.96 20000731 (Red Hat
Linux 7.0)) #2 Mon Jan 8 00:49:39 CST 2001

Whee...