I always had to use Microsoft because my Dad owned the computer.  It's like
jumping off the end of a pier when you start using Linux.  He's always been
a little untrusting of what can be downloaded for free.  Not that I blame
him.  He has led a safe, albeit boring, computer existence.  His home
network is being served by a piece o' crap box with a copy of Novell on
there older than I am.  I told him I would redo his network for free, but he
didn't like that idea.

Hans