> > So, anyone feel like starting a mediocre-at-best band named Kernel
> Panic?
> 
> i can help you reach mediocrity if you are any good.

A coworker of mine one said in a meeting with a bunch of pointy-haired
managers, "Once you unwrap the lollipop of mediocrity, you'll be sucking on
it forever."

After that, he always seemed to get the equipment he needed.  :)