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<DIV><SPAN class=025042319-29052001><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>How I
would love to kick your ass....</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> makemoremoney@yahoo.com
[mailto:makemoremoney@yahoo.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, May 29, 2001 10:00
AM<BR><B>To:</B> tclug-list@lists.real-time.com<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TCLUG]
Well....Here it is!!!<BR><BR></FONT></DIV><FONT
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" size=2 PTSIZE="10"
BACK="#ffffff">Hi,<BR><BR>''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5
months from<BR>your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars
expense<BR>one time'' THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE
INTERNET!<BR><BR>=================================================<BR><BR>BE A
MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!<BR><BR>Before you say ''Bull'',
please read the following. This is<BR>the letter you have been hearing about
on the news lately.<BR>Due to the popularity of this letter on the internet,
a<BR>national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show<BR>to the
investigation of this program described below, to see<BR>if it really can make
people money.<BR><BR>The show also investigated whether or not the program
was<BR>legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there
are<BR>''absolutely NO laws prohibiting the participation in the<BR>program
and if people can follow the simple instructions,<BR>they are bound to make
some mega bucks with only $25 out of<BR>pocket cost''.<BR><BR>DUE TO THE
RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS<BR>PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT
IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN<BR>EVER.<BR><BR>This is what one had to say:
''Thanks to this profitable<BR>opportunity. I was approached many times before
but each<BR>time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to<BR>see
what one could expect in return for the minimal effort<BR>and money required.
To my astonishment, I received total $<BR>610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money
still coming in''.<BR><BR>Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New
Jersey.<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>-------------<BR><BR>Here
is another testimonial:<BR><BR>''This program has been around for a long time
but I never<BR>believed in it. But one day when I received this again
in<BR>the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the<BR>simple
instructions and voila' - 3 weeks later the money<BR>started to come in. First
month I only made $240.00 but the<BR>next 2 months after that I made a total
of $290,000.00. So<BR>far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I
have<BR>made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.The key to<BR>success
in this program is to follow the simple steps and<BR>NOT change anything''
More testimonials later but first,<BR><BR>****PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE
REFERENCE****<BR><BR>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$<BR><BR>If
you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5<BR>months easily and
comfortably, please read the<BR>following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
AGAIN!!!<BR><BR>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$<BR><BR>FOLLOW
THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL<BR>DREAMS WILL COME TRUE,
GUARANTEED!<BR><BR>INSTRUCTIONS: ****Order all 5 reports shown on the
list<BR>below.<BR><BR>****For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER
OF THE<BR>REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the<BR>person
whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.<BR>MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT<BR>CORNER in case of any mail
problems.<BR><BR>****When you place your order, make sure you order each
of<BR>the 5 reports.You will need all 5 reports so that you can<BR>save them
on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST<BR>$5 X 5 =
$25.00.<BR><BR>****Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each
of<BR>the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them<BR>on your
computer so they will be accessible for you to send<BR>to the 1,000's of
people who will order them from you. Also<BR>make a floppy of these reports
and keep it on your desk in<BR>case something happen to your
computer.<BR><BR>****IMPORTANT __ DO NOT alter the names of the people
who<BR>are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the<BR>list, in
any way other than what is instructed below in step<BR>'' 1 through 6 '' or
you will loose out on majority of your<BR>profits. Once you understand the way
this works, you will<BR>also see how it does not work if you change
it.<BR><BR>Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it<BR>will
NOT work!!! People have tried to put their<BR>friends/relatives names on all
five thinking they could get<BR>all the money. But it does not work this way.
Believe us, we<BR>all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So
Do<BR>Not try to change anything other than what is instructed.<BR>Because if
you do, it will not work for you.Remember,<BR>honesty reaps the
reward!!!<BR><BR>1....After you have ordered all 5 reports, take
this<BR>advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person
in<BR>REPORT #5. This person has made it through the cycle and is<BR>no doubt
counting their fortune.<BR><BR>2....Move the name & address in REPORT #4
down TO REPORT #<BR>5.<BR><BR>3....Move the name & address in REPORT #3
down TO REPORT #<BR>4.<BR><BR>4....Move the name & address in REPORT #2
down TO REPORT #<BR>3.<BR><BR>5....Move the name & address in REPORT #1
down TO REPORT #2<BR><BR>6....Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1
Position.<BR><BR>PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
ACCURATELY!<BR><BR>=================================================<BR><BR>****Take
this entire letter, with the modified list of<BR>names, and save it on your
computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER<BR>CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just
in case if you<BR>loose any data.<BR><BR>****To assist you with marketing your
business on the<BR>internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you
with<BR>invaluable marketing information which includes how to send<BR>bulk
e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free<BR>classified ads and much
more.<BR><BR>There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture
going:<BR><BR>METHOD #1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL
LEGALLY<BR><BR>=================================================<BR><BR>Let's
say that you decide to start small, just to see how it<BR>goes, and we will
assume You and those involved send out<BR>only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also
assume that the mailing<BR>receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be
much<BR>better but lets just say it is only 0.2% . Also many people<BR>will
send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only<BR>5,000
each).<BR><BR>Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
e-<BR>mails.With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for<BR>report #
1.Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-<BR>mail each for a total
of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails<BR>only 0.2% responded with orders.
That's = 100 people<BR>responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail
out<BR>5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2%<BR>response
to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000<BR>people send out 5,000
e-mails each for a total of 5 million<BR>e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response
to that is 10,000 orders<BR>for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000
e-mails<BR>each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The<BR>0.2%
response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5<BR><BR>THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS
TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half<BR>million).<BR><BR>Your total income in
this example is: 1..... $50 +<BR><BR>2..... $500 +<BR><BR>3..... $5,000
+<BR><BR>4..... $50,000 +<BR><BR>5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total =
$555,550.00<BR><BR>NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT
THE<BR>WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT,<BR>YOU
WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY!<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>--------------<BR><BR>REMEMBER
FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING<BR>OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED
TO. Dare to think for a moment what<BR>would happen if everyone, or half or
even one 4th of those<BR>people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are
over<BR>150 million people on the internet worldwide and counting.<BR>Believe
me, any people will do just that, and more!<BR><BR>METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE
ADS ON THE
INTERNET<BR><BR>=================================================<BR><BR>Advertising
on the net is very very inexpensive and there<BR>are hundreds of FREE places
to advertise. Placing a lot of<BR>free ads on the internet will easily get a
larger response.<BR>We strongly suggest you start with method #1 and add
METHOD<BR>#2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must<BR>do is
e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it .<BR>Always provide same day
service on all orders. This will<BR>guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
with your name and<BR>address on it, will be<BR><BR>prompt because they can
not advertise until they receive
the<BR>report.<BR><BR>_________________AVAILABLE
REPORTS__________________<BR><BR>ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME
ONLY. Notes: Always<BR>send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks
NOT<BR>accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in<BR>at least
2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper,<BR>Write<BR><BR>the NUMBER
& the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR<BR>E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and postal address.<BR><BR>PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS
NOW:<BR><BR>================================================= REPORT
#1<BR>''The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net''<BR><BR>Order
Report #1 from:<BR><BR>JB Concepts<BR><BR>PO Box 15388<BR><BR>Savannah, GA
31416<BR>_____________________________________________________<BR><BR>REPORT
#2 ''The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on<BR>the Net''<BR><BR>Order
Report #2 from :<BR><BR>Arthur Hicks<BR><BR>1430 W. 27th St.<BR><BR>Los
Angeles, CA 90007
<BR>____________________________________________________<BR><BR>REPORT #3
''The Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net''<BR><BR>Order Report #3
from:<BR><BR>Eric Helmstetter<BR><BR>3 Midtown Plaza<BR><BR>Washington, NJ
07882<BR>_____________________________________________________<BR><BR>REPORT
#4 ''How to become a Millionaire utilizing MLM & the<BR>Net''<BR><BR>Order
Report #4 from:<BR><BR>C. D. Usvaltas<BR><BR>R. R. #1<BR><BR>Campbelleville,
Ont. Canada LOP
1B0<BR>______________________________________________________<BR><BR>REPORT #5
''HOW TO SEND 1 MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE''<BR><BR>Order Report #5
from:<BR><BR>Bonnie Jay<BR><BR>P.O. Box 1463 <BR><BR>Montrose, CO 81402
USA<BR>_____________________________________________________<BR><BR>$$$$$$$$$$$$
YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$<BR><BR>Follow these guidelines to
guarantee your success:<BR><BR>***If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
Report #1<BR>within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you
do.<BR><BR>***After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after<BR>that
you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If<BR>you did not,
continue advertising or sending e-mails until<BR>you do.<BR><BR>***Once you
have received 100 or more orders for Report #2,<BR>YOU CAN RELAX, because the
system is already working for you<BR>, and the cash will continue to roll
in!<BR><BR>THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER : Every time your name is<BR>moved
down on the list, you are placed in front of a<BR>Different report. You can
KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by<BR>watching which report people are ordering
from you. IF YOU<BR>WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF
E-MAILS<BR>AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to
the<BR>income you can generate from this
business!!!<BR>______________________________________________________<BR><BR>FOLLOWING
IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:<BR><BR>"You have just received
information that can give you<BR>financial freedom for the rest of your life,
with NO RISK<BR>and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money
in<BR>the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.<BR><BR>Follow
the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it<BR>in any way. It works
exceedingly well as it is now. Remember<BR>to e-mail a copy of this exciting
report after you have put<BR>your name and address in Report #1 and moved
others to #2<BR>...........#5 as instructed above. One of the people
you<BR>send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your<BR>name will
be on everyone of them. Remember though, the more<BR>you send out the more
potential customers you will reach.<BR><BR>So my friend, I have given you the
ideas, information,<BR>materials and opportunity to become financially
independent.<BR>IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!<BR><BR>****************MORE
TESTIMONIALS*****************<BR><BR>'My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I
live in Chicago. I<BR>am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I
make<BR>pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled<BR>to Jody
about receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the<BR>whole thing, spouting my
knowledge of the population and<BR>percentages involved. I ''knew'' it
wouldn't work. Jody<BR>totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days
later<BR>she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her,<BR>and was
ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when<BR>the thing didn't work.
Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3<BR>weeks she had received 50 responses.
Within the next 45 days<BR>she had received total $ 147,200.00 ......... all
cash! I<BR>was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.<BR><BR>Mitchell
Wolf, M.D. , Chicago,
Illinois<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>--------------<BR><BR>''Not
being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to<BR>make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But<BR>conservative that I am, I decided that the
initial<BR>investment was so little that there was just no way that
I<BR>wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''.<BR>''I was
surprised when I found my medium size post office<BR>box crammed with orders.
I made $319,210.00 in the first 12<BR>weeks. The nice thing about this deal is
that it does not<BR>matter where people live. There simply isn't a
better<BR>investment with a faster return and so big''.<BR><BR>Dan Sondstrom,
Alberta,
Canada<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>--------------<BR><BR>''I
had received this program before. I deleted it, but<BR>later I
wondered<BR><BR>if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no no
idea<BR>who to contact<BR><BR>to get another copy, so I had to wait until I
was e-mailed<BR>again by someone else.........11 months passed then
it<BR>luckily came again...... I<BR><BR>did not delete this one! I made more
than $490,000 on my<BR>first try and all the money came within 22
weeks''.<BR><BR>Susan De Suza, New York,
N.Y.<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>--------------<BR><BR>''It
really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy<BR>money with little
cost to you. I followed the simple<BR>instructions carefully and within 10
days the money started<BR>to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and
by the<BR>end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00.<BR>Life is
beautiful, Thanx to internet''.<BR><BR>Fred Dellaca, Westport, New
Zealand<BR><BR>------------------------------------------------------------<BR>--------------<BR><BR>ORDER
YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO<BR>FINANCIAL
FREEDOM!<BR><BR>==================================================<BR><BR>If
you have any questions of the legality of this program,<BR>contact the Office
of Associate Director for Marketing<BR>Practices, Federal Trade Commission,
Bureau of Consumer<BR>Protection, Washington,
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